July 29, 2020

1.   in Recruiter: “I’ll call you tomorrow.”
2.   in ECD: “The client changed direction.”
3.   in CCO: “It’s not Cannes-worthy.”
4.   in C-Suite: “We’re realigning to better meet client exigencies.”
5.   in Holding Company: “Salaries are frozen.”
6.   in Client: “The CMO changed direction.”
7.   in CMO: “The CEO changed direction.”
8.   in CEO: “My husband hates it.”
9.   in HR: “You need to be more collaborative.’
10.  in Reception: “You need to show I.D.”
11.  in your Partner: “Apple did that years ago.”
12.  in the Team Above You: “We already had that idea.”
13.  in the Team Below You: “Broadcast is dead.”
14.  in Planner: “That’s not what we learned from Quant.”
15.  in Media: “It needs a logo watermark up the entire six seconds.”
16.  in Group Account Director: “The client won’t buy funny.”
17.  in Management Sup: “I thought the client wanted funny.”
18.  in AE: “That won’t work in pre-roll.’
19.  in AAE: “There’s no budget for dinner money.”
20.  in AAAE: “I can’t run out and get coffee until 5:30.”
21.  in Social: “That won’t appeal to Gen Z.”
22.  in Production: “Both Bryan and Lance hated it.”
23.  in Director: “Pytka would never shoot this.”
24.  in Print Production: “The pub says the type's gotta be 16 pt. if it’s knock-out.”
25.  in Editor: “We can always intercut your film with stock.”
26.  in Sound Design: “There’s some stuff that's salvageable."

27.  in Therapy: “We have to stop now.”

Courtesy of AdAged

 

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